The lives of great men occupy a large section of our literature. The
great man is certainly a wonderful thing. He walks across his century and
leaves the marks of his feet all over it, ripping out the dates on his goloshes
as he passes. It is impossible to get up a revolution or a new religion, or a
national awakening of any sort, without his turning up, putting himself at the
head of it and collaring all the gate-receipts for himself. Even after his
death he leaves a long trail of second-rate relations spattered over the front
seats of fifty years of history.
Now the lives of great men are doubtless infinitely interesting. But at
times I must confess to a sense of reaction and an idea that the ordinary
common man is entitled to have his biography written too. It is to illustrate
this view that I write the life of John Smith, a man neither good nor great,
but just the usual, everyday homo like you and me and the rest of us.
From his earliest childhood John Smith was marked out from his comrades
by nothing. The marvellous precocity of the boy did not astonish his
preceptors. Books were not a passion for him from his youth, neither did any
old man put his hand on Smith's head and say, mark his words, this boy would
some day become a man. Nor yet was it his father's wont to gaze on him with a
feeling amounting almost to awe. By no means! All his father did was to wonder
whether Smith was a darn fool because he couldn't help it, or because he
thought it smart. In other words, he was just like you and me and the rest of
us.
In those athletic sports which were the ornament of the youth of his
day, Smith did not, as great men do, excel his fellows. He couldn't ride worth
a darn. He couldn't skate worth a darn. He couldn't swim worth a darn. He
couldn't shoot worth a darn. He couldn't do anything worth a darn. He was just
like us.
Nor did the bold cast of the boy's mind offset his physical defects, as
it invariably does in the biographies. On the contrary. He was afraid of his
father. He was afraid of his school-teacher. He was afraid of dogs. He was
afraid of guns. He was afraid of lightning. He was afraid of hell. He was
afraid of girls.
In the boy's choice of a profession there was not seen that keen longing
for a life-work that we find in the celebrities. He didn't want to be a lawyer,
because you have to know law. He didn't want to be a doctor, because you have
to know medicine. He didn't want to be a business-man, because you have to know
business; and he didn't want to be a school-teacher, because he had seen too
many of them. As far as he had any choice, it lay between being Robinson Crusoe
and being the Prince of Wales. His father refused him both and put him into a
dry goods establishment.
Such was the childhood of Smith. At its close there was nothing in his
outward appearance to mark the man of genius. The casual observer could have
seen no genius concealed behind the wide face, the massive mouth, the long
slanting forehead, and the tall ear that swept up to the close-cropped head.
Certainly he couldn't. There wasn't any concealed there.
It was shortly after his start in business life that Smith was stricken
with the first of those distressing attacks, to which he afterwards became
subject. It seized him late one night as he was returning home from a
delightful evening of song and praise with a few old school chums. Its symptoms
were a peculiar heaving of the sidewalk, a dancing of the street lights, and a
crafty shifting to and fro of the houses, requiring a very nice discrimination
in selecting his own. There was a strong desire not to drink water throughout
the entire attack, which showed that the thing was evidently a form of
hydrophobia. From this time on, these painful attacks became chronic with
Smith. They were liable to come on at any time, but especially on Saturday
nights, on the first of the month, and on Thanksgiving Day. He always had a
very severe attack of hydrophobia on Christmas Eve, and after elections it was
fearful.
There was one incident in Smith's career which he did, perhaps, share
with regret. He had scarcely reached manhood when he met the most beautiful
girl in the world. She was different from all other women. She had a deeper
nature than other people. Smith realized it at once. She could feel and
understand things that ordinary people couldn't. She could understand him. She
had a great sense of humour and an exquisite appreciation of a joke. He told
her the six that he knew one night and she thought them great. Her mere
presence made Smith feel as if he had swallowed a sunset: the first time that
his finger brushed against hers, he felt a thrill all through him. He presently
found that if he took a firm hold of her hand with his, he could get a fine
thrill, and if he sat beside her on a sofa, with his head against her ear and
his arm about once and a half round her, he could get what you might call a
first-class, A-l thrill. Smith became filled with the idea that he would like
to have her always near him. He suggested an arrangement to her, by which she
should come and live in the same house with him and take personal charge of his
clothes and his meals. She was to receive in return her board and washing, about
seventy-five cents a week in ready money, and Smith was to be her slave.
After Smith had been this woman's slave for some time, baby fingers
stole across his life, then another set of them, and then more and more till
the house was full of them. The woman's mother began to steal across his life
too, and every time she came Smith had hydrophobia frightfully. Strangely
enough there was no little prattler that was taken from his life and became a
saddened, hallowed memory to him. Oh, no! The little Smiths were not that kind
of prattler. The whole nine grew up into tall, lank boys with massive mouths
and great sweeping ears like their father's, and no talent for anything.
The life of Smith never seemed to bring him to any of those great
turning-points that occurred in the lives of the great. True, the passing
years brought some change of fortune. He was moved up in his dry-goods
establishment from the ribbon counter to the collar counter, from the collar
counter to the gents' panting counter, and from the gents' panting to the
gents' fancy shirting. Then, as he grew aged and inefficient, they moved him
down again from the gents' fancy shirting to the gents' panting, and so on to
the ribbon counter. And when he grew quite old they dismissed him and got a boy
with a four-inch mouth and sandy-coloured hair, who did all Smith could do for
half the money. That was John Smith's mercantile career: it won't stand
comparison with Mr. Gladstone's, but it's not unlike your own.
Smith lived for five years after this. His sons kept him. They didn't
want to, but they had to. In his old age the brightness of his mind and his
fund of anecdote were not the delight of all who dropped in to see him. He told
seven stories and he knew six jokes. The stories were long things all about
himself, and the jokes were about a commercial traveller and a Methodist
minister. But nobody dropped in to see him, anyway, so it didn't matter.
At sixty-five Smith was taken ill, and, receiving proper treatment, he
died. There was a tombstone put up over him, with a hand pointing
north-north-east.
But I doubt if he ever got there. He was too like us.